Oppression is not feeling you "have to" pay for a meal or hold open a door.
Female privilege is not women being "allowed" to fake a headache to avoid sex.
Sexism is not any woman who treats you badly.
The friendzone is not a pit in Hell that you get sent to when your crush doesn't like you back.
Feminism is not a radical group of man-hating lesbians who want to exterminate the male gender.
Oppression is denying somebody a basic human right because of gender/race/sexuality/etc.
Male privilege is feeling so entitled to sex that you can't accept a fucking NO for an answer.
Sexism is believing that men or women are somehow a lesser species.
The friendzone is a fictionalized space that boys created, because they don't realize a girl actually doesn't have to like you just because you're nice to her.
Men's Rights Activists are men who are so bad at being likeable that they need the force field of "oppression by evil feminists" in order to justify it.
And feminism is the radical notion that women are actually people.